Dataset 1.6.1
The Snit of Khan
July 31 & Aug. 2, 2001

psychomorph: "We're entering the Land's End Universe, Captain." "Fire khakis, Sulu."	Mr_Grant: Bones, remind me to thank Spock for the gift certificate to Eddie Bauer, these parkas are great.	Snard: Just the thing for that ratty captain's chair, or to cover the faded fabric on Sick Bay scanner #12.
GersonK: "I would kill you gentlemen, but I'm late for my book club, so you'll just have to wait for the candle to burn through the rope and release the axe"	Snuffleupagus: Wow. Wet Whilly'd to death...	Snard: "Revenge is a dish best served with a small salad and some nice italian bread." ...whattya mean, that doesn't read well?
GersonK: "Well, actually, I was more of an oblong peg."	Mr_Grant: Ironically, Saavik was manager of the ship's pub aboard the Enterprise.	UnReality: "Scientology helped me become the success I am today! Look Who's Talking Too? Look Who's Talking Now? God bless you, L. Ron!"
Mr_Grant: I think they want to race us for pink slips, sir.	GersonK: "This is the director, just thought you'd like to know, we've got a budget! woo-hoo!"	Mr_Grant: ~Well, dinner's ready... ~No doctor, I think you've forgotten the cranberry sauce. <pinch> Remember.
GersonK: "Space tennis, anyone?"	UnReality: "Tennis anyone?"	Mr_Grant: Waiting for his Porsche to be detailed.
UnReality: "That's the broom closet, Lieutenant."	GersonK: "As long as you're going, pick me up some Camel lights"	Mr_Grant: ~Jim! ~Carol? ~I knew you were two-timing me! ~What? No! That's Uhura, she works here. ~Works here MY ASS! I saw Plato's Stepchildren! ~Uh-oh...
Mr_Grant: Can I... can I have your Vulcan harp?	GersonK: Somewhere, George and Jerry are crying.	Goldfinger: "Spock... did I ever tell you... that I love you?" "Every time I save your ass, Jim."
UnReality: "May contain extra beans in Florida."	Mr_Grant: He isn't really dead. As long as we remember him, especially that time when we got him drunk and hung his pants from the main deflector dish...	MSTzilla: "That damned cannon falls over and gets the lookout tower every episode! Now I know what the F stands for."
EnochF: "Do you think HAL has been behaving strangely?"	UpSky2: "I don't know, Frank. [*sigh*]" "But the way he's been acting lately - and now the antenna malfunction... we may have to disconnect him."	Kielle: "Do you think H.A.L. can hear us now?" "Of course not, you idiot, we're in Tunisia."
HoneyT: But Reagan promised us that we'd survive on grilled cheese sandwiches!	EnochF: It's not so much an afterlife as it is an apres vie...	Mr_Grant: "It's really more of an apres vis."
	alexgariepy: Walk, eat Manna, walk, eat Manna... are we THERE yet?
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