Dataset 1.6
July 18, 20-21, 23-28, 2001
 Hinermad: "Congratulations, Mr Adama! She's a beaut! You won't regret buying this Battlestar for one minute!" "What's that glow coming from the engine room?" |  Soozcat: Spang: a combination of Spam and Tang. All the nutrients you need in one great trainwreck of a shake! |  Soozcat: Behind: The Music... a Le Petomaine biopic. About time, too. |
 ArchHallJr: "It reminds of that time when I was quarantined on Omicron Theta with three showgirls, a bottle of Saurian rotgut and we... never mind." |  Shockeye: "Merry Christmas from all of us at Star Trek!" |  Soozcat: "What? Eh, same ol' same ol'. Hang out, talk to parishioners, do some late night jammin' on the Super MOOG here..." |
 TheDiva: My suspicions about Dr. Laura are confirmed! |  Soozcat: Today's Seattle Times cover: PLEASE SUBSCRIBE ALREADY. Below the fold: Mariners Kick Ass |  Shockeye: Melissa Ethridge IS Leif Garrett |
UnReality: "Actually, I am both Siegfried *and* Roy." | animebabe: New and improved "I can't believe it's not Fabio" Now in trendy stores near you. |  rickubis: Another graduate from the Christopher Pike School of Management. |
 ArchHallJr: Only uses GMT when you ask her what time it is. |  teambanzai: I'm confused now-- am I Kurn, Worf's brother, or the adult Jake Sisko, or am I the Candy Man, 'cause if I am then I must be Sammy Davis Jr. *sob* I'm so confused. | amycamus: "I am the former King and Secretary of State of Nigeria. My family desperately seeks wealthy donors to help restore us to the throne..." |
 Generik: "How come, if the title of the show is 'All Things Considered,' they never consider toast? Huh? Or those little nubs on the bottom of my stapler? Huh? How come?" |  Generik: When more guests arrived at the company party than had been planned for, Esther just threw some Jeno's Pizza Rolls into the copier and pressed "Go." | Mr_Grant: "Totino's Pizza Rolls ought to liven up the reception for the Italian Prime Minister," Laura Bush thought excitedly. |
 YingYang: Birth control pills for chronic masturbators? |  Generik: "A rock to wind a piece of string around!" "Prosthetic foreheads on our real heads!" "Rock!" "Forehead!" "ROCK!!" "FOREHEAD!!!" |  GersonK: "Sargon, party of two." |
 NurseNoir: Starring Alan Alda. Music by Alan Alda. Catering by AldaBestNoshes. Also starring Robert Alda and Rutanya Alda. Additional Dialogue, Alan Alda. Equestrian services by Alda Pretty Little Ponies. |  Torgone: I predict potato skins will somehow be involved... |  Gnasche: "Today we take care of all family business. Sonny, you wash clothes. Michael, vacuum. Tom, you got lawn. Fredo... just stay out of the way, alright?" |
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